i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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