Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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