Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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