My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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