garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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