I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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