Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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