everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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