I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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