Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.