Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????

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(705): View more from Ontario

"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies

(1-303): View more from Colorado

You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?

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(972): View more from Texas

So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.

(281): View more from Texas

You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...

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(713): View more from Texas

Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!

(281): View more from Texas

All I did was send my mom an ecard

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(989): View more from Michigan

I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.

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(801): View more from Utah

You grabbed my dick don't call me son

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