is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.