just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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