we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize
