guys are not supposed to queef...right?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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