I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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