It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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