i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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