Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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