Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Randomize
