halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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