if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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