girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
