Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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