Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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