He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I think my moral compass just broke
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