he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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