They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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