no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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