arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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