I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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