I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I think I am morally bankrupt
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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