OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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