if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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