she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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