We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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