i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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