everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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