Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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