It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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