i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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