She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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