I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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