Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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