She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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