But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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