Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
stop calling my apartment porn island.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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