One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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