Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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