Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
