I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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