Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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