i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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