he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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