hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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