Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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